Gone For Christmas

Sadly, I'll be gone for the Christmas. This Friday, I'm going to Langkawi with my SG. After I get back it's only for a day. Then it'll be off to Bali.

I'll just leave you all a Christmas note.

I'll start off with my school peers first then. Christmas is a time when Jesus was born. He came to earth to save us from the evils of the world and out sins. He died on the cross later on and we can have eternal life.

To The MashiMaro Lover...
The MashiMaro (hh) is really actually honoured to be liked by you even though he ignored you a bit. Sorry I didn't meet you up for Christmas. Thanks for being my friend. Your problems are mine to help you. And when I'm frustrated, (not sexually mind you all.) you help me. Happy Holidays.

To MashiMaro...
You sat with me this and last year but I tell you... You sometimes have been really not seng mok (observant and insensitive). For these two years, you have been copying my homework, my test answers and getting me to repeat what teacher said. You have been a lazy bum for the year and you know it. Although so, you have been a friend to me. Your corny jokes make everyone laugh and you were always better in soccer than me. But I've always been better at brains. =) Learn not to ignore people even though you can't face them and you don't have feelings for that person. Life moves on you idiot. I hope you will get good results after this whole year of lazing.

To Han Liang...
You are an @$$. But I suppose you did what you think was right. Our alluring moniter who wears a polka dotted bra that you so innocently spotted is not for you. You dump your problems on me like you throw your stinky laundrey. Thanks for sharing your problems.

To The ex-Taman S.E.A.-er Lee Keng,
You very fat hou sometimes you know. Stop flirting with that guy wearing the red shirt working next door. Thanks for supporting me and encouraging me.

To Liao YY,
You very quiet lo... but this year after sitting with Han Liang, you are seriously worthy of a big mouth award. You really matured this year and I was really surprised you stood something for once that was right. Merry Christmas.

To Vinser,
You have so many more problems than anyone in this world don't you? Don't be so fickle minded la. Decide on what you really want to do. Leave her and start a new life. Thanks for temaning me to be a good boy.

To Wen Xian,
You are the most sam pat and funniest person I know. So sad you are spending the holidays and studying in Adelaide. Sorry I insult you so much. Merry Christmas.

That'll do for school. These holiday greetings are for the church people.

To Audrey,
Aren't you so honoured for being no.1? Well thanks for teaching me piano and being my friend when I was that kuchi-fry in SSS. It's sad that I don't get to talk to you more often. You always had a ear for me. Thanks and Merry Christmas.

To my ex-wife in Maryland, Ying Ling,
Thanks for laughing and being lame with me. Like me, you're missing Christmas here. Sad isn't it? Get me some undies for Christmas!!!

To the Mrs. Vice President,
Thanks for being so sincere. Although you're cold sometimes, you can get quite heated up sometimes. Thanks for telling me also that I didn't piss a girl off. Thanks for being so emphatic. Thanks for being patient with me. Merry Christmas.

To Jason Kok,
Happy Holidays to you. Manchester United won with me predicting. You bugger, didn't have a Christmas party. You better organize one New Year party next year. See you in Langkawi.

To Mok, Liao, Kevin and See Yao,
Thanks for being monkeys with me. I seriously had a lot of monkeying fun this year thanks to Teacher Leslie. The Commenwealth Park trip was loads of fun and I like shooting leeches with salt water in my water gun. Thanks also for being my drummer, bassist, and guitarist. As for you See Yao, a person who likes to make monkey buisness.

To Carol and Su' Ryn,
Thanks for treating me as a younger brother. A pampered one who annoys you two a lot. Leaving SSS so soon. I'll miss you guys.

To Calvin Gan,
Thanks for being my makan buddy. You college student already la. Don't act like budak la. Merry Christmas.

My eyes are blury... I gotta pack my stuff for both trips also. See you all soon. I'll be back just in time to collect my PMR results.

Lesson #20: How To Buy Undies

I'm back from Singapore. Don't ever, ever try to shop there even though there's a discount. I sat on the luge in Sentosa again and met up with my 姐姐's (older sisters) and did a lot of catching up.

Ok a random topic of the day since all the Youth Quakers are rotting away somewhere. Nah... just jealous.

How to buy underwear.
This is meant for guys... but the opposite sex is most welcome to learn how to buy more comfy undies for your guy friends or for me.

The thing about undies is... 100% cotton is a must for your comfort. This is needed especially if you're sitting through movies or in a plane to somewhere far like Tegucigalpa (capital of Costa Rica). Don't get those non strechy kind which will get displaced and will move to other places.

Size matters. Well, first things first. Your banana does not really do the talking for your undy size. The thing is your hips and your buttocks speaks like your momma here. NOTE TO WOMEN: The guy with the biggest under-wear isn't exactly your kinda big deal.

Colour yes, is a big deal. I prefer white. NOT black. But for some reason, I have more blackies than whities. Guys tend to wear more black. Nope... that's not macho now. White defines everything... quoted by Proffesor Bryan Yong Hoe p.h.d socialogy and garment specialization. Black is fine though if you know when to wear it. In the morning is a big no no. You wouldn't want that hot girl looking at black undies in the morning. Not a fresh start and a fresh colour if you get what I mean. Black at night is a ok and it goes well with jeans and cargo pants only. A variation of different colours can change the mood and vibes.

red... anger and rage. This may be interpreted wrongly.
polka dots of pink and white... girls enjoy some brave men sometimes. But take it from me, the spots complicate things.
purple... no, purple does not generate love in this case as it is known.
green... freshens your day up
orange... Su Ryn's favourite colour... but for me... utterly disgusting
pink... girls dig you

Types of underwear yes is the most important part of this talk. You wouldn't want to wear a bikini type if you've got a big ass.
Tanga are generaly not a good idea if you have bad legs to show.

Lastly, G-Strings are for special occasions only. Rashes are not a good thing. Make sure you get the sales girl to look at you model the undie and get her to find the right colour and sizes.

Cheerios.

Keira Knightly vs. Eva Green

Introducing...Eva Green. The newest Bond girl acting as Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale.


I still like Keira Knightly in the matter of fact.


The reason I like these two alluring and prepossessing women are:

1. They posses that mysterious look which knocks any guys socks off.
   
2. They look good with mascara and eyeliner. Their eyes are like lasers!!!
   
3. They look enticing and beguiling with any kind of dress on them.
   

DISCLAIMER: I do not lust after these women who are beyond my reach and are way older than me.

A Rose for You

There was a wedding last Saturday, I saved a rose for you when you're back. I still miss you.

SPMers are quite under a lot of pressure this week. Hard subjects... including MORAL That's the first and I'll make sure it will be the last exam I'll fail in ever.

Hillsong United came down here to SIB church to rock Meh-ley-see-uh. Their second last stop of their tour before they return to Oos-ter-rey-ria. I was on the balcony sitting on the chair watching the whole thing. I was clutching my seat tightly in case the balcony gave way. Seriously, the balcony was shaking.

Breathe Me

I really miss you. Please come back soon.

I recently watched "The Exorcism of Emily Rose'. Frankly, I don't think it was very scary and it didn't scare the berjeebers out of me. It was really about a court case against the priest of a catholic church who exorcised a uni student and was sued for murderous negligence.

Brian Mok, you better learn all thes fancy words to win me in court.

Well, the only part that really scared the berjeebers out of me was when the father was asking the demon/s inside of Emily and she started convulging and said one, two, three, four, five, six quickly in tongues. She actually did a better job counting than the Japanese in the video!!!

This was based on a true story (that's what they say), Emily made a sacrifice to made this story heard all over the world. The demons tormented her and she died a painful and a cruel death with all her teeth broken.

But seriously, it made me think about the revalation, The Comming of Christ and other stuff.

That's what you get after watching these kind of movies.

cheerios...

Lately, I feel that all the love of me has just been drained out. I mean, my passion isn' there anymore. I know, that can't be my reason. I know I should hold on and I should just shut up hold on tighter.

Currently, my piano practical exam is just next Saturday but me haven't really practiced yet. Can't seem to sit on that chair for long. But when it's two or three days from the exam... you probably won't see me anywhere else except on that chair.

I went camping recently in Commenwealth park with the whole form three of SSS exceptI-Lyn! Sorry la, but I supposed you had more *wink wink* fun there. To cap it all up, we had a good time eating barbecue or bruning it, setting up the tent when other people doesn't know how and jungle tracking. The best part of the whole time we were walking in the forest were getting leeches...yikes! and watching other people quiting... har har. I don't blame them though... The leeches were trying to get ahold of me but... I guess there's something wrong with me and my blood I got rejected... maybe to much sugar content or maybe... I'm an alien???

The night I spent there was ok except to the fact we had a live orchestra
lulling all of the audience there to sleep. Brian Mok played the flute, See Yau played the trombone and I think two other people beside my tent were playing a wind loose trumput and a cornet. Kidding la... Well, I looked terrible in the morning that's for sure. But me, as a lousy scout, am prepared to face such dangers. Conclusion, we all had fun and enjoyed each other's company.
Group Photo

Prince William, The Heir To The Throne

After the long search for a skin for my blog, I gave up and settled for white. I went looking everywhere but was never satisfied with all the skins on blogskins.com.

Why white? I don't know either. I just have this affinity with this colour.

• In English heraldry, white signified brightness, purity, virtue, and innocence.
  
• White is the traditional color of bridal dress in both western (European) and Japanese weddings. In Western weddings, a white dress is thought to be symbolic of purity (the bride has not engaged in pre-marital sex). This is also said to be the symbolism of the veil.
  
• White denotes peace.
  

I'm listening to Tracy Chapman now. Although her singing doesn't strike me as the best, her songs are inspirational. No comparisons to Dream Theater though.



I've watched Happy Feet last night with Uncle Robin and Auntie Jacqueline. Over dinner, he said something that stucked to my mind long after that. He said me and my brother were a metaphor of Prince William

and Prince Harry??? It was kinda true though, the older one responsible over the younger idiot while the younger idiot goes out and have fun.


Last Sunday I went to Sunway Pyramid to watch Accepted. Real American stuff in there. Rejected graduate to college student builds a college. Dumb blondes, dumb jocks and babes are all included. A real American movie.