Lesson #20: How To Buy Undies

I'm back from Singapore. Don't ever, ever try to shop there even though there's a discount. I sat on the luge in Sentosa again and met up with my 姐姐's (older sisters) and did a lot of catching up.

Ok a random topic of the day since all the Youth Quakers are rotting away somewhere. Nah... just jealous.

How to buy underwear.
This is meant for guys... but the opposite sex is most welcome to learn how to buy more comfy undies for your guy friends or for me.

The thing about undies is... 100% cotton is a must for your comfort. This is needed especially if you're sitting through movies or in a plane to somewhere far like Tegucigalpa (capital of Costa Rica). Don't get those non strechy kind which will get displaced and will move to other places.

Size matters. Well, first things first. Your banana does not really do the talking for your undy size. The thing is your hips and your buttocks speaks like your momma here. NOTE TO WOMEN: The guy with the biggest under-wear isn't exactly your kinda big deal.

Colour yes, is a big deal. I prefer white. NOT black. But for some reason, I have more blackies than whities. Guys tend to wear more black. Nope... that's not macho now. White defines everything... quoted by Proffesor Bryan Yong Hoe p.h.d socialogy and garment specialization. Black is fine though if you know when to wear it. In the morning is a big no no. You wouldn't want that hot girl looking at black undies in the morning. Not a fresh start and a fresh colour if you get what I mean. Black at night is a ok and it goes well with jeans and cargo pants only. A variation of different colours can change the mood and vibes.

red... anger and rage. This may be interpreted wrongly.
polka dots of pink and white... girls enjoy some brave men sometimes. But take it from me, the spots complicate things.
purple... no, purple does not generate love in this case as it is known.
green... freshens your day up
orange... Su Ryn's favourite colour... but for me... utterly disgusting
pink... girls dig you

Types of underwear yes is the most important part of this talk. You wouldn't want to wear a bikini type if you've got a big ass.
Tanga are generaly not a good idea if you have bad legs to show.

Lastly, G-Strings are for special occasions only. Rashes are not a good thing. Make sure you get the sales girl to look at you model the undie and get her to find the right colour and sizes.

Cheerios.