Friday, December 29, 2006

Photo's of Bali

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Messy Pie. Langkawi, Bali and PMR.

This has been a long month but in a way it was real short. I'm contradicting myself. Bugger it. But it is true. I was waiting for my PMR results and it was a real long wait. But the holidays, Langkawi SG trip and Bali was real short.

Langkawi was... ker-ray-zee. We practically were mental and nuts through out the whole trip. We all missed you there I-Lyn. We ate in Cactus (the bistro across the hotel) for almost every dinner. The food there was cheap, good and it arrived a bit late. The
weather was hot and windy at Mama Nature's mood. Jason made us play soccer almost everyday. You should see the look on his face when we all beat him at it. The trip was really fast and it just came to an abrubt halt at the end of it. Just the sum of everything... we all enjoyed each other's friendship and company. bliss...

Bali was...fer-ru-ty-tu-tti. Everyday we were eatin
g fruits for lunch, breakfast and dinner. It was either mango, banana or watermelon. I was surfing for almost half of the trip. I was there for 8 days. So you can imagine me... looking like something came out of the oven a little late. 黑蕉. 姐姐 Jeniffer and Auntie Jinn Hwa came half way in out trip and added more noise to our din. The sun was out every single day and you know... me black like nobody's buisness. harhar. I also did some Lara Croft action. Remember the part of the show in Tomb Raider 1 when Angelina Jolie was like jumping while being suspended with two ropes? I did that. So action la. I was surprised I was so sporting at that time. Too bad I didn't take any photos.

PMR results day was... undescribable. The unexpected came and I took it graciously (I accepted it ok!!!). The same came for my buddies... so we're on the same boat. You guys will be kinda surprised at my results. Sad you know.

Pictures for Langkawi and Bali will come shortly after this organized and tidy. cheerios.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Gone For Christmas

Sadly, I'll be gone for the Christmas. This Friday, I'm going to Langkawi with my SG. After I get back it's only for a day. Then it'll be off to Bali.

I'll just leave you all a Christmas note.

I'll start off with my school peers first then. Christmas is a time when Jesus was born. He came to earth to save us from the evils of the world and out sins. He died on the cross later on and we can have eternal life.

To The MashiMaro Lover...
The MashiMaro (hh) is really actually honoured to be liked by you even though he ignored you a bit. Sorry I didn't meet you up for Christmas. Thanks for being my friend. Your problems are mine to help you. And when I'm frustrated, (not sexually mind you all.) you help me. Happy Holidays.

To MashiMaro...
You sat with me this and last year but I tell you... You sometimes have been really not seng mok (observant and insensitive). For these two years, you have been copying my homework, my test answers and getting me to repeat what teacher said. You have been a lazy bum for the year and you know it. Although so, you have been a friend to me. Your corny jokes make everyone laugh and you were always better in soccer than me. But I've always been better at brains. =) Learn not to ignore people even though you can't face them and you don't have feelings for that person. Life moves on you idiot. I hope you will get good results after this whole year of lazing.

To Han Liang...
You are an @$$. But I suppose you did what you think was right. Our alluring moniter who wears a polka dotted bra that you so innocently spotted is not for you. You dump your problems on me like you throw your stinky laundrey. Thanks for sharing your problems.

To The ex-Taman S.E.A.-er Lee Keng,
You very fat hou sometimes you know. Stop flirting with that guy wearing the red shirt working next door. Thanks for supporting me and encouraging me.

To Liao YY,
You very quiet lo... but this year after sitting with Han Liang, you are seriously worthy of a big mouth award. You really matured this year and I was really surprised you stood something for once that was right. Merry Christmas.

To Vinser,
You have so many more problems than anyone in this world don't you? Don't be so fickle minded la. Decide on what you really want to do. Leave her and start a new life. Thanks for temaning me to be a good boy.

To Wen Xian,
You are the most sam pat and funniest person I know. So sad you are spending the holidays and studying in Adelaide. Sorry I insult you so much. Merry Christmas.

That'll do for school. These holiday greetings are for the church people.

To Audrey,
Aren't you so honoured for being no.1? Well thanks for teaching me piano and being my friend when I was that kuchi-fry in SSS. It's sad that I don't get to talk to you more often. You always had a ear for me. Thanks and Merry Christmas.

To my ex-wife in Maryland, Ying Ling,
Thanks for laughing and being lame with me. Like me, you're missing Christmas here. Sad isn't it? Get me some undies for Christmas!!!

To the Mrs. Vice President,
Thanks for being so sincere. Although you're cold sometimes, you can get quite heated up sometimes. Thanks for telling me also that I didn't piss a girl off. Thanks for being so emphatic. Thanks for being patient with me. Merry Christmas.

To Jason Kok,
Happy Holidays to you. Manchester United won with me predicting. You bugger, didn't have a Christmas party. You better organize one New Year party next year. See you in Langkawi.

To Mok, Liao, Kevin and See Yao,
Thanks for being monkeys with me. I seriously had a lot of monkeying fun this year thanks to Teacher Leslie. The Commenwealth Park trip was loads of fun and I like shooting leeches with salt water in my water gun. Thanks also for being my drummer, bassist, and guitarist. As for you See Yao, a person who likes to make monkey buisness.

To Carol and Su' Ryn,
Thanks for treating me as a younger brother. A pampered one who annoys you two a lot. Leaving SSS so soon. I'll miss you guys.

To Calvin Gan,
Thanks for being my makan buddy. You college student already la. Don't act like budak la. Merry Christmas.

My eyes are blury... I gotta pack my stuff for both trips also. See you all soon. I'll be back just in time to collect my PMR results.

Thursday, December 7, 2006

Lesson #20: How To Buy Undies

I'm back from Singapore. Don't ever, ever try to shop there even though there's a discount. I sat on the luge in Sentosa again and met up with my 姐姐's (older sisters) and did a lot of catching up.

Ok a random topic of the day since all the Youth Quakers are rotting away somewhere. Nah... just jealous.

How to buy underwear.
This is meant for guys... but the opposite sex is most welcome to learn how to buy more comfy undies for your guy friends or for me.

The thing about undies is... 100% cotton is a must for your comfort. This is needed especially if you're sitting through movies or in a plane to somewhere far like Tegucigalpa (capital of Costa Rica). Don't get those non strechy kind which will get displaced and will move to other places.

Size matters. Well, first things first. Your banana does not really do the talking for your undy size. The thing is your hips and your buttocks speaks like your momma here. NOTE TO WOMEN: The guy with the biggest under-wear isn't exactly your kinda big deal.

Colour yes, is a big deal. I prefer white. NOT black. But for some reason, I have more blackies than whities. Guys tend to wear more black. Nope... that's not macho now. White defines everything... quoted by Proffesor Bryan Yong Hoe p.h.d socialogy and garment specialization. Black is fine though if you know when to wear it. In the morning is a big no no. You wouldn't want that hot girl looking at black undies in the morning. Not a fresh start and a fresh colour if you get what I mean. Black at night is a ok and it goes well with jeans and cargo pants only. A variation of different colours can change the mood and vibes.

red... anger and rage. This may be interpreted wrongly.
polka dots of pink and white... girls enjoy some brave men sometimes. But take it from me, the spots complicate things.
purple... no, purple does not generate love in this case as it is known.
green... freshens your day up
orange... Su Ryn's favourite colour... but for me... utterly disgusting
pink... girls dig you

Types of underwear yes is the most important part of this talk. You wouldn't want to wear a bikini type if you've got a big ass.
Tanga are generaly not a good idea if you have bad legs to show.

Lastly, G-Strings are for special occasions only. Rashes are not a good thing. Make sure you get the sales girl to look at you model the undie and get her to find the right colour and sizes.

Cheerios.