Monday, April 30, 2007

Playing Truant. How Naughty.

I know. Been very busy.
My birthday.
Don't know why her mouth is opened so big.


Natasha.... haha

Guess who?


I didn't opt for this. This happened because of Vinser
and Samantha's kiasuness.




Stephanie... what would you say if I have something to threat you with? Haha. They all had to submit to Sarah's orders and act like monkeys chanting nonsense. I was laughing my ass off this one.

Thanks guys for the party.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Inertia Is Augmented

The words hit me like heavy rain pouring heaven's tears. I pretended I was fine but sub-consciously I knew I wasn't. The male ego is a dangerous thing to own. In account, it controls us more than testosterone has a grip on our sexual drives. Quoted by Bryan, minor professor to Sarahlogy.

These days I know I have been slacking because instead of Natasha hearing my ebullient voice for Add Math homework which now I've been leeching it off from Grace and Zhou Li.

Inertia.

Physics as usual was the moment we all are in Limbo.So I paid attention this time ok. I listened till the part teacher explained the 1st law of Newton. Everyone was engrossed till me Bryan Yong Hoe came up with my 1st law of Physics.
Inertia is this invisible mean girl like Sarah who pushes you some more when the car slows down.
According to those genii (plural to genius), Inertia is when the car stops when moving, you still move forward.

I know, the lameness I concoct when my mind runs wild. Sorry guys cannot tahan la to break the strain in the midst of all the concentration.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Undefined Desposition & Mentality

Tell me Jun Hsien. I know I'm clumsy.

Do you guys know what's a thesaurus?

Well, my dear friend Han Liang equated it with...

A dinosaur.
According to Han Liangsics, Thesaurus=Dinosaur
Must cut him some slack. We're hanging out too much with a mental dystrophy patient. Poor Han Hwa. Or more likely poor us.

Lately, he's seemed to speed up and catch up with our intellectual level. Yeah. It's possible. For example, one day, it was a seemingly normal day when we're all happy and normal.

Situation 1
"Bryan, 140-40-30-50=20 la. How you get a negative?
-Silence-
Situation 2
"...I'm hungry. I haven't ate yet."
"笨蛋. It's I havent eaten yet la 家俊."
By the way, situation 1 was in Modern Math quiz and he wanted to sit beside me to copy my answers.

Han Liang we both know who this 家俊 is right?

The conclusion? Things are not what they always seem to be. This guy's growing up mentally and at the rate of it, it scares us.

No matter what Han Hwa you're still our... good mental friend